" He jackrabbits to the stairs, but instead of running away he turns around and does a merry little soft-shoe routine. When he’s done he sings “Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay” before disappearing down the stairs. I stagger back to the apartment with a handful of blood and embarrassment. Fuck Hollywood is at the door when I get there. "

― Richard Kadrey , King Bullet (Sandman Slim, #12)