QUOTE : Went home briefly to get my halter dress for Hero's party, and Mom was waiting for me at the kitchen table. Either she's psychic, or she totally reads my journal, because I haven't said a word about Ben, but somehow she knows something is up.<br /><br />She was siting with a tray of peanut butter crackers, milk, and about twenty pamphlets on STDs she got from her friend Connie, a nurse at Kaiser. When she started showing me pictures of genital warts, I put my cracker down and said, 'Mom, is this really necessary?' She said, 'Honey, I just want you to understand the risks.'<br /><br />'Yeah, thanks. Now I'm so traumatized I won't have sex until I'm a senior citizen.'<br /><br />She smiled. 'Great. I guess I've done my job then. Do you want a sandwich.