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" I realize

that you have four children, all of whom
are particularly strong-willed, and that
you're tired, and that you might not

get the support you need from your wife,
but dude, your kids are being dicks to each other loudly within earshot of me, and I'm gonna

throw them in this koi pond. Did you know that koi are predatory? They're not, but I am starter than you, so let's pretend I'm right. "

Neil Hilborn , Our Numbered Days


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Neil Hilborn quote : I realize<br /><br />that you have four children, all of whom<br />are particularly strong-willed, and that<br />you're tired, and that you might not<br /><br />get the support you need from your wife, <br />but dude, your kids are being dicks to each other loudly within earshot of me, and I'm gonna<br /><br />throw them in this koi pond. Did you know that koi are predatory? They're not, but I am starter than you, so let's pretend I'm right.