" First you say you’re fine, then you say you’re not. We call it “Hamlet Syndrome”- an attempt to get your own way by feigning insanity, generally by saying what comes into your head and dithering a lot. Mind you,’ he added thoughtfully, ‘it works a lot better if you’re a prince. "

― Jasper Fforde , The Woman Who Died a Lot (Thursday Next, #7)