" It is a great honor to meet you, young man. Now, here is someone very special that I want you to meet.”
And she pulled one of the little girls into her lap, and said, as if she was presenting a wonder of the world, “This is Giulietta.”
Romeo stuck the biscotto in his pocket. “I don’t think so,” he said. “She’s wearing a diaper. "

― Anne Fortier , Juliet