QUOTE : Well, you know what they say.”<br /><br />“What’s that?”<br /><br />“If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.”<br /><br />His eyes bulged, and he choked on his astonishment, throwing me a shocked glance.<br /><br />Poor adorable Ranger Jethro. He looked like he didn’t know whether to laugh or shriek in horror. I’d shocked his delicate man-sensibilities.<br /><br />He coughed out a strangled response, “I’ve never heard that before.”<br /><br />“Really? I would have thought—well, you know. Being up here, in the backwoods of Appalachia . . .”<br /><br />Oh. Shit.<br /><br />“Did I just say that out loud?” I groaned and shut my eyes.<br /><br />“Yes. You certainly did.