" about the local nightlife. She always started all her letters with Jennifer, tu ne croiras jamais ce qui est arrivé ! (Translation: Jennifer, you’ll never believe what happened!) And she always ended her letters with Quand vas-tu faire payer ces gens pour te faire bosserquatre-vingt (80) heures par semaine ? L'esclavage sous contrat est illégal aux Etats-Unis. (Translation: When are you going to make those people pay you for working eighty hours a week? Indentured servitude is illegal in the USA.) "

― Penny Reid , Beard Science (Winston Brothers, #3)