" One of my favorite pastimes—for the undeserving—is ruining enjoyable activities, destinations, and/or goods with facts. If you dig deeply and scrutinize enough, everything enjoyable can be made either problematic or disgusting. Cognitive dissonance is a wonderful, wonderful phenomena. "

― Penny Reid , Engagement and Espionage (Solving for Pie: Cletus and Jenn Mysteries #1)