" Yes, it isn’t long since I purchased it,” said Nozdrev. “How long?” “How long? Why, I purchased it three days ago, and gave a pretty sum for it, as the devil knows!” “Indeed? Why, three days ago you were at the fair?” “Wiseacre! Cannot one be at a fair and buy land at the same time? Yes, I WAS at the fair, and my steward bought the land in my absence. "

― Nikolai Gogol , Dead Souls