" They stared at the door. The small square window had been papered over from the inside. The knob was stained with white paint. The door really wasn’t interesting enough to keep staring at.

Then she noticed Mike was smiling.

“You’re enjoying this,” she accused.

“A little. You’re never afraid of anything.”

“What do you mean ‘never’? You know I’m terrified of egg slicers and sharp paper.”

“And stampeding sheep, and animatronic presidents, and Captain Stubing from—”

“Enough.” She shuddered. "

― Shannon Hale , The Actor and the Housewife