QUOTE : What’s the difference between poo and poop anyway?”<br /><br />“Poo is what goes in the toilet; poop is what you find on your front lawn.”<br /><br />“So is poo determined purely by its maker, or does it refer to its semiaquatic state?”<br /><br />“Uh . . . all I got is poo. You’ll have to ask Felix about the details.”<br /><br />“He is the poomeister.”<br /><br />“Is he?”<br /><br />“Naw, I just liked the way it sounded.