" In case you start to wonder … You’re a great guy and a halfway decent lover, but no way would I ever kill myself over you.”
“Comforting.”
“Or lose even a minute’s sleep.”
“Vaguely insulting, but … thanks for the clarity.”
“This is the way sane woman behave. Tuck that away for future reference.”
“I’ll be sure to do that. "

― Susan Elizabeth Phillips , Heroes Are My Weakness