" Roscoe, Oreo, knock it off!” she says, scooping them up in her arms, giving each a quick nuzzle, and then tossing each onto a separate couch, where they land safely and expertly. She turns and says, “You know what you call two cats?” “I don’t know,” Connie says, liking the woman. “A herd? A pride? A duo?” Peggy smiles. “A crazy cat lady starter kit. Get you a drink before we begin? "

― James Patterson , The Summer House