" Parades terrify me,” Max piped up.
Jason nodded in understanding and slid the champagne toward him and Reid.
“Parades?” I couldn’t help but ask. “Really?”
Max shot me a look of terror. “The clowns are allowed out of their tiny cars, Colton. Have you ever even been to a parade? They hand candy and balloons to small children and have permanent smiles on their faces. No one”—he shuddered—“should have a permanent smile. "
― Rachel Van Dyken , The Consequence of Loving Colton (Consequence, #1)