QUOTE : Grandma smiled brightly. “How lovely! It seems your whore has arrived.”<br /><br />Jake groaned and covered his face with his hands. There was no way out of it. His grandmother was going to get him shot.<br /><br />A&E women scorned, here I come.<br /><br />“Excuse me?” Aileen put her hands on her hips and did a weird head nod at Grandma, and nearly teetered off her high heels. Oh, this wasn’t good. Not good at all.<br /><br />Grandma reached out and patted Aileen’s arm. “Sweetheart, I’m the one with hearing aids, not you. I called you a whore. Would you like me to spell it for you, too?” She nudged Jake. “What did you do? Find her at a high school career fair?” And then in a horrifyingly loud voice she began spelling. “W-H-O-R-E.