" She didn’t punch me,” I said defensively. Jason sat down next to me and leaned back in his chair. “Then how’d she hurt you?” Hah. Right. Um, that’s something I wanted to explain to her older brother, You see she didn’t have her shirt on, I walked in on her, almost shit my pants, walked into the door, almost shit my pants a second time, then stumbled down the hall Hunchback of Notre Dame–style "

― Rachel Van Dyken , The Consequence of Loving Colton (Consequence, #1)