QUOTE : Now don't go getting excited that I'll suddenly notice Hutch in the soft pink light of the sunset and fall in love. He's <i>not</i> the love of my life, and no, we <i>haven't</i> been destined to get together ever since those gummy bears back in fourth grade, just because that's what happens in moves. And don't go thinking he and I become best friends in a <i>Breakfast Club</i> sort of way, either, with me realizing he's got a heart of gold under the Iron Maiden motorcycle jacket, and him realizing that I'm not the slut everyone thinks I am. Yes, that happens onscreen. But forget it. This is real life. He creeps me out. We have nothing in common besides leprosy.