" Why hire a lawyer? I'll make myself one!"
And Trurl went home, threw six heaping teaspoons of transistors into a big pot, added again as many condensers and resistors, poured electrolyte over it, stirred well and covered tightly with a lid, then went to bed, and in three days the mixture had organized itself into a first-rate lawyer. "
― Stanisław Lem , The Cyberiad
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