QUOTE : This bottle contains Spiggit’s Old Resentful. Do Not Open. Seriously. Even creating this beer was a mistake, but all attempts to destroy it have proved useless. If you do open this bottle, you agree to give up all right to your health, and possibly your existence. Before opening, ask innocent bystanders to stand well back, or suggest that they move to another country. Do not open near naked flame. Do not so much as THINK of a naked flame in your head. Do not even smile warmly. Do not inhale. If inhaled, seek medical assistance within five seconds. If consumed, seek undertaker. INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Open. Run away.