" By now it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer’s greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It "

― Brandon Sanderson , Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1)