" I surround myself with all eight throw pillows while hugging two. “What is so bad and uninteresting about me, Alex? Peter was the fifth break up–
“–Sixth–”
“–Sixth break up in the last two years. And I’m always the dumpee. Are my conversations that boring that no man wants to stay?”
“Sandra, with this topic, yes. But usually, no. "

― , Will: Marry a Liar