QUOTE : After talking with your sister, I realized a few things…”<br /><br />You love me? You need me? You can’t live without me?<br /><br />“…I think you need closure, Drew.”<br /><br />Oh no. Not closure. Anything but fucking closure.<br /><br />Closure is a made-up word that women invented so they can overanalyze something and talk about it—to death. And then, after it’s been blessed and buried, closure gives them the excuse to dig the poor fucker up and talk about it—some more.<br /><br />Guys don’t do that. Ever.<br /><br />It’s over. Fade to black. The end.<br /><br />That’s all the goddamn closure we need.