" I love you, Vicki!” Kennedy slurs.
“I love you, Ken-ken!” Vicki returns.
Then Vicki pokes my shoulder. “And you! You take good care of my Kenny! Don’t make me hafta kick (poke) yer (poke) ass (double poke)!”
I give her a nod. “The ass-kicking days are behind us now.”
“Good! Then there’s somethin’ you should know.” Vicki’s expression sobers, and she gestures me closer before ruining the effect by whispering loudly, “Kennedy hasn’t had an orgamsum . . . orgamsam . . . Kennedy hasn’t come in a loooong time. Like, years. At least, not with a guy.”
“Shhhhhhh!” Kennedy swats her best friend like a fly. “Tha’s a secret!”
“Maybe Brent can help you wif it?”
I give Vicki the thumbs-up—and it’s not the only thing that’s up, that’s for sure. "

― Emma Chase , Appealed (The Legal Briefs, #3)