QUOTE : Her lips are moving. I know she’s trying to tell me something.<br /><br />What it is? No clue.<br /><br />“I don’t even know what that means!”<br /><br />She points her finger at me. And hops up and down. “Yes, you do! You’re just purposely not seeing my point to drive me crazy.”<br /><br />No, I’m really not. Because judging from this conversation? She’s already there.<br /><br />And then a thought occurs to me. “Are you on the rag?”<br /><br />Her mouth opens wide. And you might want to take a step back, because I think her head might actually explode.