QUOTE : And I know someone who’s<br />perfect for her. He works in my lab. He’s smart. He’s funny. His name is Bert.”<br />Bert?<br />Is she fucking kidding me? What kind of sick son of a bitch names his kid Bert in this day and<br />age? That’s just cruel.<br />“He’ll show Kate a good time. I plan on setting them up this weekend.”<br />And I plan on handcuffing myself to Kate’s ankle and eating the key. Let’s see what kind of good<br />time Bert can show Kate when she’s dragging me around behind her like a Siamese twin.