" I picked up the phone and dialed up John on his cell. One ring, and then-

"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, VINNY!"

"John?"

"Oh, Dave. Sorry. I had been having a heated argument here on my phone and then I hung up in disgust. Then when the phone rang I just assumed, without checking, that it was the person I was having an argument with so I just blindly shouted insults into the phone. How embarrassing."

"I’m getting sick of that one, John. "

― David Wong , John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)