" What happened when you woke up?" " I was having a dream. I don’t know what it was, but when I woke up, I had this awful realization that I was awake. It hit me like a brick in the groin." " Like a brick in the groin, I see." " I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare." " And what is that nightmare, Craig?" " Life." " Life is a nightmare." " Yes. "