" One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.... But the sad truth is that the truth is sad, and that what you want does not matter. A series of unfortunate events can happen to anyone, no matter what they want.... "

― Lemony Snicket , The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)