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" JEFF. I never asked. What happened to your leg, Mrs. Levaco?
PATTIE. When Kim was staying at the hospital with her heart attack, I snuck out back for a quick smoke and I fell off the loading dock.
JEFF. Oh. You probably shouldn't have been smoking anyway.
PATTIE. Hey, I smoked when I was pregnant with Kim and nothin' happened to her! (Pattie exits.)
JEFF. I'd like to put your mom in a room with my dad and conduct experiments. "

David Lindsay-Abaire , Kimberly Akimbo


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David Lindsay-Abaire quote : JEFF. I never asked. What happened to your leg, Mrs. Levaco?<br />PATTIE. When Kim was staying at the hospital with her heart attack, I snuck out back for a quick smoke and I fell off the loading dock.<br />JEFF. Oh. You probably shouldn't have been smoking anyway.<br />PATTIE. Hey, I smoked when I was pregnant with Kim and nothin' happened to <i>her</i>! (<i>Pattie exits</i>.)<br />JEFF. I'd like to put your mom in a room with my dad and conduct experiments.