" That is the College of Art and Athletic Perfection," replied Ozma. "I had it built quite recently, and the Woggle-Bug is its president. It keeps him busy, and the young men who attend the college are no worse off than they were before. You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them. "

― L. Frank Baum , Complete Works of L. Frank Baum "American Author of Children's Books"! 45 Complete Works (American Fairy Tales, Aunt Jane's Nieces Series, Wizard of Oz Series, Mother Goose in Prose) (Annotated)