" All the same," said the Scarecrow, "I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one."   "I shall take the heart," returned the Tin Woodman; "for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. "

― L. Frank Baum , The Complete Wizard of Oz Collection: All 22 Stories With Active Table of Contents