" I need a favor.”

I snorted. “What favor? You do remember that technically, we’re at war, right? Wizards versus vampires? Ring any bells?”

“If you like, you can pretend that I’m employing subversive tactics as part of a fiendishly elaborate ruse meant to manipulate you,” Thomas said.

“Good,” I said. “Cause if I went through all the trouble of starting a war and you didn’t want to participate, it would hurt my feelings . "

― Jim Butcher