" An ancient man is one who wears his glasses in bed so he can get a better look at the girls he dreams about.” “An ancient man is one who only flirts with young girls at parties so his wife will take him home.” “The beauty of being ancient is that since you are too old to set a bad example, you can start giving good advice.” “Women like the simple things "

― Osho , Maturity: The Responsibility of Being Oneself