" Something my grandmother, who was a fascist, used to say was You have to count your blessings. Once I asked here why you have to count your blessings and she gave me a great smack to the ear. Because you have to. She was the most beloved fascist in my family, all of whom were flag-waving fascists.
Do I sometimes think fondly of her? Do I have a choice? "

― Catherine Lacey , Certain American States: Stories