" Men. The one thing that interests me not at all.’
‘You should try them.’
‘I did. Once. Bloody useless. Like trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t even speak your language, let alone understand the topic.’
‘Some are certainly more horizontally fluent than others.’ ‘No. Just no. The hairiness, and the lumpiness, and the great big fumbling fingers and… balls. I mean, balls. What’s that about? That is one singularly unattractive piece of anatomy. That is just… that is bad design, is what that is. "

― Joe Abercrombie , Sharp Ends (First Law World, #7)