" But not so odd a name, after all, if you’ve ever read through the phone directory, with its Hyman Diddlebockers and Sasparilla Greenleafs. I read through the phone book once, never mind when, and it satisfied a deep need in me to realize how many people aren’t called Smith. "

― Sylvia Plath , Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams: Short Stories, Prose and Diary Excerpts