" It also makes you fart,” said John Paul. “Constantly.” “Frequently would be the more accurate term,” said Peter. “And it’s sweet of you to care.” “We’re just looking out for your image,” said Theresa. “I only fart when I’m alone.” “Since he does it in front of us,” said John Paul to Theresa, “what exactly does that make us? "

― Orson Scott Card , Shadow of the Giant (The Shadow Series, #4)