" I never could act, Edna. And I detest Hamlet. Have you ever seen a production of Hamlet that didn't make you want to go home and put your head in the oven? I haven't."
"Oh, I thought our Hamlet was quite nice," said Edna.
"Because it was abridged," said Peg. "Which is the only thing Shakespear should ever be. "

― Elizabeth Gilbert , City of Girls