" In college, educated women (I found out) were frigid; active women (I knew) were neurotic; women (we all knew) were timid, incapable, dependent, nurturing, passive, intuitive, emotional, unintelligent, obedient, and beautiful. You can always get dressed up and go to a party. Woman is the gateway to another world; Woman is the earth-mother; Woman is the eternal siren; Woman is purity; Woman is carnality; Woman has intuition; Woman is the life-force; Woman is selfless love. " I am the gateway to another world," (said I, looking in the mirror) " I am the earth-mother; I am the eternal siren; I am purity," (Jeez, new pimples) " I am carnality; I have intuition; I am the life-force; I am selfless love." (Somehow it sounds different in the first person, doesn' "