QUOTE : I love my job. I love the pay!<br />~I love it more and more each day.<br />~I love my boss, he is the best!<br />~I love his boss and all the rest.<br /><br />~I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.<br />~I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!<br />~I think my job is swell, there's nothing else I love so well.<br />~I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.<br />~I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.<br />~I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while. <br /><br />~I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.<br />~I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.<br />~I love this work. I love these chores.<br />~I love the meetings with deadly bores.<br />~I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.<br />~Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!