" Hey,” said Bubba.  “You owe me an apology.” Sheriff John choked for a moment.  “I don’t think so.” “Cain’t you even say you was wrong about me?” “I notice that your accent goes country when you want it to,” Sheriff John remarked, folding his massive arms across his chest. Bubba mimicked "

― C.L. Bevill , Bubba and the Dead Woman (Bubba Snoddy, #1)