" A crematorium crisis: the coffin got stuck halfway in, so the oven door couldn’t close properly. The coffin caught fire and the smoke seeped into the chapel. The crematorium had to be evacuated. Anyone who hadn’t already been weeping emerged teary eyed. That’s what I call a spectacular way to say goodbye. "

― Hendrik Groen , Pogingen iets van het leven te maken: Het geheime dagboek van Hendrik Groen, 83¼ jaar