QUOTE : Are you in here for an actual reason? <br /><br />CARTER Pretty much. I don’t remember what it is, but I’m sure I had one when I started down the hall … <br /><br />TOM Perfect. <br /><br />CARTER Oh, yeah, now I recall . Because I was bored in my office … (Beat.) Plus, you have nicer windows. <br /><br />TOM Feel free to open one and jump …<br /><br />LaBute, Neil (2004-11-29). Fat Pig: A Play (pp. 18-19). Faber & Faber. Kindle Edition.