QUOTE : I’m sorry. Was that gross?” I asked, wanting to melt into the floor and just die. He shook his head slowly and then looked at me for a second. “I’d like to try this after you’ve brushed your teeth.” Oh my God. So embarrassing. Now, if he were any other guy, I would have probably hit him. Somewhere. Face. Arm. Nuts. But he was Colton and he was brutally honest about everything and had no filter to stop it, so my only reaction was to laugh and step back, assuring him I would brush my teeth next time.