QUOTE : She looked out over the class and placed her books down on the podium at the front of the room. “I am afraid that Professor Logan will not be able to teach this course. I regret to inform you that he has come down with a severe case of being dead.” She readjusted her glasses. “According to police, he committed suicide by,” she glanced down at the report in her hand, “drowning himself in a tub of nacho cheese in the campus cafeteria.” “Tragic.” Poacher said sadly and ate another one of his nachos. “That poor man.