" Next, the prosecutor made a move he probably immediately regretted—he asked her about the security guards. Hamiel caused laughter in the courtroom when she responded that the guards were mostly a deterrent, so useless they were called “two-and-a-halves” because police were called “five-o’s.” She particularly remembered the single guard who worked there in January of 1999, who she dubbed “Useless Steve” because she did more security work than he did. On "

― Rabia Chaudry , Adnan's Story: The Search for Truth and Justice After Serial