" You’re the son of a bitch who shot at us?” Brody’s anger was so close to the edge that Barney leaned back. “Well, you see,” Barney began. “That was an accident. I didn’t mean to shoot the gun.” “Well, I didn’t mean to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat.” Brody snapped. "

― GiGi Duvall , From the Middle (Moss Bayou, #1)