" Oscar!” she shouted into the hallway. A young man, quite mortal and very drunk, appeared. “Really, Oscar! What are you doing?” “Attempting to walk,” he answered, and promptly fell to the ground. “He cannot hold his liquor at all,” she sighed, fanning herself. “I really do not know why I keep him around.” “I satisfy your every need,” he answered from the floor. "

― Rhiannon Frater , The Tale of the Vampire Bride (Vampire Bride, #1)