" Are you stalking me, asshole?” “Not at all, shit for brains,” he quipped without missing a beat. “I’d rather have my liver eaten by vultures in hell for all eternity than willingly follow you around.” “Since when do you ever do anything willingly?” I fired back. “You’re so far up Shya’s ass, I can’t tell where he ends and you begin. "

― Trina M. Lee , September Moon (Alexa O'Brien, Huntress, #8)