QUOTE : She’s close to me, and I make a point of taking a deep breath as she gets even closer. “Well, don’t you smell fucking delicious, officer,” I say into her ear. Her hands still momentarily before continuing. “I’d love to have you across my knee,” I say as she finally unlocks the cuffs and stands back up, her cheeks burning bright red. “I will taser you,” she says through clenched teeth. “In the balls.” The comment makes me bark out a laugh. “Promises, promises.